Radical Environmenalism

I've decided something. If you want to be a radical tree-hugging environmentalist, you should eat meat. Think about it...all of those poor, little blades of grass and tender, young plants being mutilated by those big mean animals. And vegetarians too! They eat those baby lettuces. I can hear the little greenies screaming to their death...

So, eat a steak. Save a blade of grass.